Bold Spirit Appreciator Gifts

Chutzpah 50c.

Skeleton playing fetch.

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

'We're looking with someone with balls...not an enlarged prostate.'

'I need to start dancing to the beat of a different drum.'

Notre Dame Phoenix

Davy Crocat

William Tell in his younger years.

William Hague as a punk.

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

"It's vintage."

'You're too aggressive.'

Future Old People

"No, the guy with the bat doesn't get to kill the guys with the mitts."

"Come at me, Bro!"

A boxer refuses to give up after he has lost the fight.

Arrogant OAP.

"There but for the grace of God, go our children."

'See! I told you my dad is a boxer!'

'But mom, age 10 is the new 15.'

Kiss my

'I may have lost, but I gave as good as I got.' 'Yes, indeed. We saw you beating the hell out of the referee.'

'Great performance. He was going for a triple bypass, and he did a quadruple.'

'Now what?'

Final Round of Biggest Snoozer.

Outbreak of Boer War

Many of you were confused about the "Randy's How to be an Alpha" lesson from yesterday: "Live like you've got nothing to lose." You know what? I don't care. If you don't get it, that's on you. If you want to hang out with the big dog, either keep up or get left behind. I hope that demonstration clears up the confusion. If not, I couldn't care less.

'It means I can come and go as I please.'

Are we inviting invisible friends?

Bold, brazen woman.

A dying man gives Death the bird

'Look, it's Saunders, formerly from accounting. He never was much of a team player.'

'Type-A personality if I ever saw one - he claims he is now going to swim upstream!'

'You two are leaving me no tools for a healthy separation.'

'Don't ask me how I know you took far too many drugs in the sixties. I just know.'