Rebellious Spirit Appreciator Gifts

'You two are leaving me no tools for a healthy separation.'

'No, I haven't been sent home early...I've been sent home permanently!'

'But mom, age 10 is the new 15.'

Teenager smoking joint - 'He sees David Cameron as his role model.'

A dying man gives Death the bird

"...My son has overdosed on prescription pills...Knowitol."

Gender Equality

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

Rogue elephant

'Honestly, Geraldine, you're not like any other penguin I've ever met.'

Graffiti Forever!

'I need to start dancing to the beat of a different drum.'

'The kids were rebelling against the new school uniform policy, so we had to make some design changes.'

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

Notre Dame Phoenix

"It's dull now, but at the end they smash their instruments and set fire to the chairs."

'I'm serious. I really believe the world is round.'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

Dogs in heaven with collar halos.

'And where have you been all day young lady? Your mother and I have been worried sick!'

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

Fishbowl Rebellion

William Hague as a punk.

William Tell in his younger years.

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

'I'm starting a new trend.'

ASBOs

Future Old People

Shane MacGowan.

"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be."

Mother/Teenage Child

'Sorry, Mr Wilkins, no hard feelings - but from your CV I don't think you would be right for this company.'