Rebellious Spirit Explorer Gifts

The End of Innocence

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Gender Equality

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Home depot."

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'You must heal yourself.'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

Christian and Born again Christian...

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

The Path

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

Rogue elephant

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

"Did you have a cat?"

"All the celebrities come here."

"The answer you seek can be found in the syllabus."

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

'It's just like New-Time religion, but recognizes sin.'

"I was a DJ at Radio Moscow and I played 'Give Peace a Chance'..."