Rebellion Explorer Gifts

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

Intermediate Slouching.

'Why do you want an earring? You can't even see it!'

A monument gets down from his plinth.

Pablo Picasso: Before Puberty...After Puberty.

'Assume your positions - let's bring these Humans TO THEIR KNEES!'

Insomnia

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

Artists draw speed lines next to their car.

Updated Classics.

'I think the cartoonist is trying to cover all his options.'

"I intend to start a splinter group, as a reaction against the hesitancy and indecision of this government. . . Who's in?"

"It's our neighbor. He wants to borrow our GPS tracker."

"And what if I refuse?"

"Realism! . . . Realism!"

'Rudolph, your nose!'

Peasants Revolt (Casual Dress).

'Vee vill soon find verr you keep ze confidential information...'

'Mom!!'

Ten minutes later, the rescue helicopter landed...

'Of course you can move back in with us, Son... but after only one day?'

"White Rabbit, Cottontail and Mr. Fluffy. Why the code names?"

Pug 4 Life: 'It's a Dog Thing ... you wouldn't understand.'

'Wee Orlando just tagged his first bus shelter.' 'That's ma boy.'

'Where did we go wrong...?'

Camel and Snake resemblance.

Rival bus conductors

"What am I doing here and why am I sat on a giant stick of butter?"

'Defeated? Never! Not while my illuminated manuscript is still out there citing rebellion...'