Rebellion Explorer Mugs

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

Intermediate Slouching.

A monument gets down from his plinth.

'Why do you want an earring? You can't even see it!'

Pablo Picasso: Before Puberty...After Puberty.

'Assume your positions - let's bring these Humans TO THEIR KNEES!'

Insomnia

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

Artists draw speed lines next to their car.

Updated Classics.

"It's our neighbor. He wants to borrow our GPS tracker."

'Rudolph, your nose!'

"And what if I refuse?"

"I intend to start a splinter group, as a reaction against the hesitancy and indecision of this government. . . Who's in?"

'I think the cartoonist is trying to cover all his options.'

Peasants Revolt (Casual Dress).

'Vee vill soon find verr you keep ze confidential information...'

'Mom!!'

'Wee Orlando just tagged his first bus shelter.' 'That's ma boy.'

Ten minutes later, the rescue helicopter landed...

Pug 4 Life: 'It's a Dog Thing ... you wouldn't understand.'

'Of course you can move back in with us, Son... but after only one day?'

"White Rabbit, Cottontail and Mr. Fluffy. Why the code names?"

'Where did we go wrong...?'

Rival bus conductors

Camel and Snake resemblance.

"What am I doing here and why am I sat on a giant stick of butter?"

'Defeated? Never! Not while my illuminated manuscript is still out there citing rebellion...'

"To be honest, I thought anarchy would be a lot more fun than it is."