Rebellion Reveler Gifts

'Wee Orlando just tagged his first bus shelter.' 'That's ma boy.'

'My feet are killing me.'

Theorbo

Letters escape from a caged book.

Joust Sharpener

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

"I take it you're not heartbroken to be leaving the firm!"

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

"If we didn't send them out to recess after lunch, they wouldn't be full of solar energy all afternoon."

Vitruvian Manatee

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

My own museum.

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

'Assume your positions - let's bring these Humans TO THEIR KNEES!'

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

'It's an old football injury.'

"And the crowd goes wild!! In all the wrongs ways."

Noel Fever

"Due to a breakdown in communication, 'Nilla Wafers' will be used for the communion service."

Happy Hour at Harry's

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

Two inebriated friends meet, one says: 'Hello, I've not seen you since you were this high.'

"Why did you become a crusader? You don't even go to church."

"I should be mad, but that was an impressive hack."

'Yeahh...I remember you...You're that...one guy.'

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

Eddy was no spring chicken anymore but he was still a rebel.

Speleologist

Early Photobomb

Crumhorn

No Smoking in the Castle