Rebellion Reveler Gifts

'Wee Orlando just tagged his first bus shelter.' 'That's ma boy.'

'My feet are killing me.'

Theorbo

Letters escape from a caged book.

Joust Sharpener

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

"I take it you're not heartbroken to be leaving the firm!"

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

Vitruvian Manatee

"If we didn't send them out to recess after lunch, they wouldn't be full of solar energy all afternoon."

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

My own museum.

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

'Assume your positions - let's bring these Humans TO THEIR KNEES!'

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

'It's an old football injury.'

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

"Due to a breakdown in communication, 'Nilla Wafers' will be used for the communion service."

Noel Fever

Two inebriated friends meet, one says: 'Hello, I've not seen you since you were this high.'

Happy Hour at Harry's

"And the crowd goes wild!! In all the wrongs ways."

"Why did you become a crusader? You don't even go to church."

'Yeahh...I remember you...You're that...one guy.'

"I should be mad, but that was an impressive hack."

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

Early Photobomb

Speleologist

Eddy was no spring chicken anymore but he was still a rebel.

No Smoking in the Castle