Rebellious Reveler Gifts

'He's reached his limit with Government health advice.'

Letters escape from a caged book.

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

'There always seems to be ONE trouble-maker in the company who gets a sick thrill from rebelling against our corporate culture!'

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

Banksy

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

'All the fourth grade guys took a blood oath not to learn anything during the summer.'

Vicar with three taps: hot, cold and holy.

"You know…feces throwing just doesn't seem as politically incorrect as it used to."

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

'Never was a team player.'

Eddy was no spring chicken anymore but he was still a rebel.

"Think for yourselves!" Shorn would finally die in a dead-on collision with Charlie the Mohawk Cow.

'Wee Orlando just tagged his first bus shelter.' 'That's ma boy.'

"She's been looking forward to this for years - she even took dancing lessons!"

Kissing Under The Misanthrope

"This wine has hints of rebellion with a lingering finish of rugged individuality - did you buy this to defy me?"

"Here he comes."

'And the crowd goes wild! In all the wrong ways.'

Van Morrison starts legal battle with N Irish Govt. over blanket ban on live music

'You're not leaving the house like that, young lady!'

Sir Lancelot. Sir Rants-A-Lot.

'I see a labor union dispute coming.'

No one knows why Jesus stopped going to frat parties: 'What are we going to do with all this water?'

'We're gonna have lovely hangovers in the morning!'

Yes, mom - this is a tattoo! You don't like? Then screw you!

"You're not going out undressed like that."

Holiday Cheers and Holiday Tears

'It's my free-will, mother, and I'll surrender it to whomever I please.'

ROUGH EDGES: The Birthday

"Okay, now you can take my keys."