Rebellious Reveler Gifts

'He's reached his limit with Government health advice.'

Letters escape from a caged book.

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

'There always seems to be ONE trouble-maker in the company who gets a sick thrill from rebelling against our corporate culture!'

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

Banksy

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

'All the fourth grade guys took a blood oath not to learn anything during the summer.'

Vicar with three taps: hot, cold and holy.

"You know…feces throwing just doesn't seem as politically incorrect as it used to."

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

'Never was a team player.'

Eddy was no spring chicken anymore but he was still a rebel.

"Think for yourselves!" Shorn would finally die in a dead-on collision with Charlie the Mohawk Cow.

'Wee Orlando just tagged his first bus shelter.' 'That's ma boy.'

"She's been looking forward to this for years - she even took dancing lessons!"

Kissing Under The Misanthrope

'And the crowd goes wild! In all the wrong ways.'

'You're not leaving the house like that, young lady!'

'I see a labor union dispute coming.'

No one knows why Jesus stopped going to frat parties: 'What are we going to do with all this water?'

'We're gonna have lovely hangovers in the morning!'

Yes, mom - this is a tattoo! You don't like? Then screw you!

"You're not going out undressed like that."

Holiday Cheers and Holiday Tears

'It's my free-will, mother, and I'll surrender it to whomever I please.'

ROUGH EDGES: The Birthday

"Okay, now you can take my keys."

'Let me remind you. Wherever I happen to be is a smoking area.'