Rebellious Royal Gifts

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

'Let me remind you. Wherever I happen to be is a smoking area.'

Gender Equality

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"Surprise!"

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

Graffiti Forever!

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

'The kids were rebelling against the new school uniform policy, so we had to make some design changes.'

"Do you see what you are doing to your mother?"

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

"It's dull now, but at the end they smash their instruments and set fire to the chairs."

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'I'm serious. I really believe the world is round.'

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

Fishbowl Rebellion

'And where have you been all day young lady? Your mother and I have been worried sick!'

Banksy

"I don't want to be a king like Dad - I want to be a pirate like Grandpa!"

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

'My philosophy is to sit down and the hell with being counted.'

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

'I'm starting a new trend.'

Coronation Civil Rights

'All the fourth grade guys took a blood oath not to learn anything during the summer.'

'His tags were so neat we decied to employ him'

High School. I was suspended for throwing a Robert Frost book. They didn't see that it was performance - poetry in motion.

"Here, take this and give it back to the Man - I don't need your corrupt society anymore."

Shane MacGowan.