Rebellious Royal Pillows

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

'Let me remind you. Wherever I happen to be is a smoking area.'

Gender Equality

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"Surprise!"

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

Graffiti Forever!

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

"Do you see what you are doing to your mother?"

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

"It's dull now, but at the end they smash their instruments and set fire to the chairs."

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'I'm serious. I really believe the world is round.'

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

Fishbowl Rebellion

'And where have you been all day young lady? Your mother and I have been worried sick!'

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

"I don't want to be a king like Dad - I want to be a pirate like Grandpa!"

Banksy

'My philosophy is to sit down and the hell with being counted.'

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

'I'm starting a new trend.'

'His tags were so neat we decied to employ him'

'All the fourth grade guys took a blood oath not to learn anything during the summer.'

Mother/Teenage Child

"Here, take this and give it back to the Man - I don't need your corrupt society anymore."

Coronation Civil Rights

CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST, 'He wants to be a cop!'