Royalty Rebels Pillows

"Reason for return?"

'I audited the king.'

'Nothing against you personally -- we just want to develop some democratic institutions.'

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

"Surprise!"

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

Punk Reindeer

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

The Choice is Obvious

'I suppose this means you won't be fetching my slippers anymore.'

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!'

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

"Yeah, I'm out on bail: The judge laughed when he said I was not a flight risk..."

Leonardo and Galileo get together for an experiment

God finger

Wedding Wellies

"Francine, you're a rebel!"

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

"...and if anyone here suspects that the algorithm that put these two together might be flawed, speak now..."