Royalty Rebels T-Shirts

"Reason for return?"

'I audited the king.'

'Nothing against you personally -- we just want to develop some democratic institutions.'

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

"Surprise!"

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Punk Reindeer

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

'I suppose this means you won't be fetching my slippers anymore.'

The Choice is Obvious

"Without mentioning any names, certain questionable liberties have been taken with our dress code."

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!'

Wedding Wellies

God finger

Dog imagines its master as a meat chart.

Leonardo and Galileo get together for an experiment

"Francine, you're a rebel!"