Rebellious Writer Pillows

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

'My philosophy is to sit down and the hell with being counted.'

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

Banksy

'Explain to us, son, how gaining nine A levels is uncool and damages your street cred.'

CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST, 'He wants to be a cop!'

"Here, take this and give it back to the Man - I don't need your corrupt society anymore."

'His tags were so neat we decied to employ him'

'This bottle stainless steel cleaner...if it's stainless...why would you need a cleaner?'

'All the fourth grade guys took a blood oath not to learn anything during the summer.'

'So you're a billionaire... Now what?' 'Have you learned to clean your room yet?'

Artist paints graffiti: Rembrandt Sucks Eggs!

Reading

'Did you remove all the cliches and slang from your term paper?', 'Like, totally, dude!'

"Yes, they're all blank. The art of omission, you see."

'Sure it's an impressive collection. Too bad they're all overdue library books.'

"I just had the weirdest thought. ... What if our parents are right?!"

Salman Rushdie

"And to think we started as a book club."

"New Classic Books Revamped for Today's Youth"

"Sorry - we don't stock religious titles in case it offends some of our customers."

"He's always had a fascination with the hard drinking,hard living writer,the tortured genius. It's an image he's tried to emulate. Unfortunately he's only ever managed the first two parts." "I can't <hic> feel my face."

"Hold on, Mrs. Martin, you know that book is not on the approve curriculum!!"

'Call yourself a radical novelist? You've not even incited a single fatwa, have you?'