Rebellious Creative Pillows

Artist paints graffiti: Rembrandt Sucks Eggs!

Gender Equality

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

Think Just Inside The Box.

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Graffiti Forever!

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

'The kids were rebelling against the new school uniform policy, so we had to make some design changes.'

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

"It's dull now, but at the end they smash their instruments and set fire to the chairs."

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'I'm serious. I really believe the world is round.'

Fishbowl Rebellion

Editorial Control

'Your manuscript was delicious.'

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

'And where have you been all day young lady? Your mother and I have been worried sick!'

'Too many exclamation points!!!!!!'

Actualities - Artists abusing permission to exhibit more than three pictures this year

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

Graffiti Art Class

'My philosophy is to sit down and the hell with being counted.'

Banksy

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

'Imagine the damage he could have done as a corporate accountant...'

"Then the proprietor said, we'll publish and be damned, so we did and here we are."

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

"How can I become a successful artist if you make me stay within the lines?"

Dumbed Down Culture