Rebellious Creative Gifts

Artist paints graffiti: Rembrandt Sucks Eggs!

Gender Equality

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

Think Just Inside The Box.

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Graffiti Forever!

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

"It's dull now, but at the end they smash their instruments and set fire to the chairs."

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'I'm serious. I really believe the world is round.'

'Your manuscript was delicious.'

'Too many exclamation points!!!!!!'

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

Editorial Control

'And where have you been all day young lady? Your mother and I have been worried sick!'

Fishbowl Rebellion

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

Banksy

'My philosophy is to sit down and the hell with being counted.'

"Then the proprietor said, we'll publish and be damned, so we did and here we are."

Graffiti Art Class

Actualities - Artists abusing permission to exhibit more than three pictures this year

'Imagine the damage he could have done as a corporate accountant...'

"How can I become a successful artist if you make me stay within the lines?"

Dumbed Down Culture

'I'm starting a new trend.'