Rebellious Soul Gifts

"I guess I was hoping Anarchy in the USA would be a lot more fun than this."

I'm BAD deal with it

"You'll like it here—we're a pretty disobedient bunch."

"Don't even look at the grass!"

"People extra suck"

Smash the System

Graffiti Forever!

"Why not join a cult or something."

"For decades we lemmings have been jumping off cliffs. I don't want to do that, I want to drown myself in 40 year old scotch."

Gender Equality

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

"I was a DJ at Radio Moscow and I played 'Give Peace a Chance'..."

"Haven't you ever heard of the first amendment?"

Late-Onset Epiphany

Loner sheep sings 'I gotta be me'.

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

'The kids were rebelling against the new school uniform policy, so we had to make some design changes.'

'Reports of my abstinence have been slightly exaggerated. . . I read somewhere that smoking and drinking are bad for you. . . so I gave up reading.'

"I'd like a 'change of address' card."

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

The Hooligan.

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

PastFuture.

'Follow the crowd! Do what the other sheep do! Gad, child, why can't you remember that?'

"It's dull now, but at the end they smash their instruments and set fire to the chairs."

'I'm serious. I really believe the world is round.'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'