Rebel Soul Gifts

"OK, have you found your ‘happy place’?"

Revenuers will be shot.

"He never fit in, so this is how he wanted to be remembered."

'You nonconformists are all the same.'

The Rebel and His Dog

"A baseball cap? Seriously? You look ridiculous wearing that underground..."

Gender Equality

"I gotta be me!"

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

Punk Reindeer

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

Fishbowl rebellion.

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

The Mainstream

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

Rogue elephant

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

'No, thanks. My folks won't let me get any piercings, yet.'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Whatever!

"I was a DJ at Radio Moscow and I played 'Give Peace a Chance'..."

"Haven't you ever heard of the first amendment?"

'Ants of all lands, unite!'

Graffiti Forever!

Loner sheep sings 'I gotta be me'.

'I blame my parents, they never set me any standards worth rebelling against.'

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

'Reports of my abstinence have been slightly exaggerated. . . I read somewhere that smoking and drinking are bad for you. . . so I gave up reading.'

The Hooligan.

"I'd like a 'change of address' card."

'The kids were rebelling against the new school uniform policy, so we had to make some design changes.'