Rebellious Genius Gifts

'So you're a billionaire... Now what?' 'Have you learned to clean your room yet?'

Gender Equality

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

'He was working on a theory of entropy, and developed a severe case of it himself.'

Graffiti Forever!

"Question authority"

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

"It's dull now, but at the end they smash their instruments and set fire to the chairs."

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'I'm serious. I really believe the world is round.'

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

Fishbowl Rebellion

'And where have you been all day young lady? Your mother and I have been worried sick!'

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

Banksy

'My philosophy is to sit down and the hell with being counted.'

'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

'I'm starting a new trend.'

Action shot portrait.

Artist paints graffiti: Rembrandt Sucks Eggs!

Mother/Teenage Child

"Here, take this and give it back to the Man - I don't need your corrupt society anymore."

CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST, 'He wants to be a cop!'

'This bottle stainless steel cleaner...if it's stainless...why would you need a cleaner?'

'All the fourth grade guys took a blood oath not to learn anything during the summer.'