Rebellious Rocker Gifts

Van Morrison starts legal battle with N Irish Govt. over blanket ban on live music

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Joe Henry

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

Graffiti Forever!

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

'There always seems to be ONE trouble-maker in the company who gets a sick thrill from rebelling against our corporate culture!'

Joan Jett

Lou Reed

Nick Cave.

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads."

'Let's rock!'

They've come a long way since they started in his parents' garage.

Kurt Cobain

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

Banksy

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

"My dad said they used to be bands."

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

'My philosophy is to sit down and the hell with being counted.'

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

Blues guitarists gather at the crossroads

'All the fourth grade guys took a blood oath not to learn anything during the summer.'

"My libido?...What the hell does this even mean?"

"Here, take this and give it back to the Man - I don't need your corrupt society anymore."

Artist paints graffiti: Rembrandt Sucks Eggs!

"I heard they got back together."

CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST, 'He wants to be a cop!'

Classic vs Rock

Joe Strummer in his garden...