Rebellious Artist Gifts

Banksy

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

Gallery Pranks

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

Graffiti Forever!

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

Graffitti.

Stop Ironic Graffiti

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

Deforestation in Romania

"I think we both know who did it...."

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

Rabbit pulled from top hat carries 'Stop animal cruelty' banner

"Bloody Graffiti."

Just Stop Oil Painting

'If you do not stop smudging, I'm getting a new cartoonist.'

Toilet Art.

"It's good but, you were supposed to be painting an apple."

Wall with 'Banksy woz 'ere' sprayed on it.

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

'My philosophy is to sit down and the hell with being counted.'

Graffiti on baseboard.

The sword is mightier than the pen.

"It won the award this year for aggravating the most architects."

'There out to be a law against it!'

"I'm sure it's illegal to pose as a police officer"