Rebellious Worker Gifts

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

"I think he's overreacting a little when it comes to controlling his employees."

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

Do not think outside the box!

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

"It drives me mad when people act as though we had nothing to do except write moronic memorandum..."

'Sorry, you failed the aptitude test.' -'Thankfully I own the company.'

'The company was quite generous. They gave me a whole day off for the funeral.'

"Is that legal? Can the old man force me to take a performance-enhancing drug."

"The figures for the last quarter are in. We made significant gains in the fifteen-to-twenty-six-year-old age group, but we lost our immortal souls."

"The holidays are finished George, get over it!"

'They traded their 'Casual Fridays' for 'Immature Mondays' . '

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

"What're you doing? Your contract forbids you from watching 'cute baby video' on YouTube."

"If I could quit tomorrow, I'd be gone yesterday."

'We've got trouble, Henderson - Your people got with my people and decided they didn't need us.'

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

I stamped out smiley faces in your handwritten memos, and by George, I'll do the same with emoticons in your emails!

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

"I pride myself on being able to walk that fine line between misdemeanor and felony."

"Yeah? Well, tell him that in this company Gandhi-like resistance wouldn't have worked for Gandhi, either."

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

'I won't be taking any more calls today. I threw my phone out the window.'

"And in order to align the designated objectives withthe fiscally driven cross functional departmental...did you understand any of that?" "Only the blah! blah! bit."

With absolutely no warning, Phil crossed the fine line separating business from pleasure and was never heard from again.

Torture in the office.

"They're going to clean up all the graffiti in the men's room tomorrow. Want to get in one last obscenity."

'Try thinking outside the cubicle.'

"So apart from the crushing workload, lack of guidance and support form management together with dreadful working conditions and long hours. . . is there anything you didn't like about working here?"

Worker escapes his cubicle by climbing a beanstalk.

Stop staring at that screen saver!

'My philosophy is to sit down and the hell with being counted.'