Worker Rebellion Gifts

"I don't know what's come over me lately, but I have this uncontrollable urge to say 'no' to the boss!"

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

"I think he's overreacting a little when it comes to controlling his employees."

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

Do not think outside the box!

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

"It drives me mad when people act as though we had nothing to do except write moronic memorandum..."

'Sorry, you failed the aptitude test.' -'Thankfully I own the company.'

'The company was quite generous. They gave me a whole day off for the funeral.'

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

"Is that legal? Can the old man force me to take a performance-enhancing drug."

"The figures for the last quarter are in. We made significant gains in the fifteen-to-twenty-six-year-old age group, but we lost our immortal souls."

"The holidays are finished George, get over it!"

'It's called playing. Provides one with a sense of accomplishment - without actually accomplishing anything.'

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

When collective bargaining is outlawed!: 'To work here, you have to wear this metal collar!'

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

'They traded their 'Casual Fridays' for 'Immature Mondays' . '

'If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?'

"First break since 1996!"

"How come politicians don't earn mimimum wage. If anybody does minimum work, it's them."

"What're you doing? Your contract forbids you from watching 'cute baby video' on YouTube."

"If I could quit tomorrow, I'd be gone yesterday."

'We've got trouble, Henderson - Your people got with my people and decided they didn't need us.'

I stamped out smiley faces in your handwritten memos, and by George, I'll do the same with emoticons in your emails!

"I pride myself on being able to walk that fine line between misdemeanor and felony."

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

"Yeah? Well, tell him that in this company Gandhi-like resistance wouldn't have worked for Gandhi, either."

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

'I won't be taking any more calls today. I threw my phone out the window.'