Creative Rebels Gifts

"I've stopped thinking outside the box. Now I color outside the lines."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Garlic Free Zone.

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

"Valet park only"

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

Think Just Inside The Box.

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Gallery Pranks

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

Graffitti.

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

Stop Ironic Graffiti

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

"I think we both know who did it...."

"You betrayed her trust. You added spices to her soup. In Tia Carmen's eyes, you are an irresponsible youngster...and I don't blame her for doing this."

'Mom, I followed your time-honored legendary family recipe for Brussels Spout Bake with one exception - I substituted a pizza for the Brussels Sprouts.'

"I've done this show six hundred thirty-seven times. Tonight in Act Two I'm going to sing 'The Jet Song' from 'West Side Story'."

'Too many exclamation points!!!!!!'

Editorial Control

"Bloody Graffiti."

Toilet Art.

Just Stop Oil Painting

Graffiti on baseboard.

'If you do not stop smudging, I'm getting a new cartoonist.'