Creative Rebels Pillows

"I've stopped thinking outside the box. Now I color outside the lines."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Garlic Free Zone.

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

"Valet park only"

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Think Just Inside The Box.

Gallery Pranks

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

Graffitti.

Stop Ironic Graffiti

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

"You betrayed her trust. You added spices to her soup. In Tia Carmen's eyes, you are an irresponsible youngster...and I don't blame her for doing this."

'Mom, I followed your time-honored legendary family recipe for Brussels Spout Bake with one exception - I substituted a pizza for the Brussels Sprouts.'

Editorial Control

"I've done this show six hundred thirty-seven times. Tonight in Act Two I'm going to sing 'The Jet Song' from 'West Side Story'."

'Too many exclamation points!!!!!!'

Graffiti on baseboard.

"It's good but, you were supposed to be painting an apple."

'If you do not stop smudging, I'm getting a new cartoonist.'

Just Stop Oil Painting

"Then the proprietor said, we'll publish and be damned, so we did and here we are."