Culinary Rebels Pillows

"Are you crazy? A bacon and tomato sandwich? On Yom Kippur?"

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

"Well, Jester... The king laughed at even your cheekiest jokes but covering his pizza with pineapple was way too much!"

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Thou Shalt Not!

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

Lockdown casserole

Garlic Free Zone.

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"Valet park only"

Chocs away.

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

"I'm unable to process this image."

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

Blog Breakdown

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

Recipes.

"I can highly recommend the peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, served with a chilled glass of milk."

"You betrayed her trust. You added spices to her soup. In Tia Carmen's eyes, you are an irresponsible youngster...and I don't blame her for doing this."

'This is not Hungarian stew.' 'We ran out of Hungarians.'

'Red or white wine with fish?' 'They're dead. They don't care.'

"Which one of my fiendish offspring defaced the bordelaise recipe with SpongeBob?"

'Are you sure the recipe calls for a whole cup of good burgundy?'

'I made a substitute in the recipe. Take-out.'