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"Are you crazy? A bacon and tomato sandwich? On Yom Kippur?"

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

"Well, Jester... The king laughed at even your cheekiest jokes but covering his pizza with pineapple was way too much!"

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Thou Shalt Not!

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

Lockdown casserole

Garlic Free Zone.

"Valet park only"

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

Chocs away.

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

"I'm unable to process this image."

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

Blog Breakdown

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

Recipes.

"I can highly recommend the peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, served with a chilled glass of milk."

"Which one of my fiendish offspring defaced the bordelaise recipe with SpongeBob?"

"You betrayed her trust. You added spices to her soup. In Tia Carmen's eyes, you are an irresponsible youngster...and I don't blame her for doing this."

'This is not Hungarian stew.' 'We ran out of Hungarians.'

'Are you sure the recipe calls for a whole cup of good burgundy?'

"If you liked tonight's meal, you might enjoy 'Making The Meal,' a documentary with outtakes and commentary when the cook ran out of eggs because someone put an empty carton back in the refrigerator..."