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'Can I have mine straight onto the plate and not on a bed of something?'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Thou Shalt Not!

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

Garlic Free Zone.

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

Lockdown casserole

"Valet park only"

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

Chocs away.

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

"I'm unable to process this image."

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

"Gigot de sept heures."

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

Blog Breakdown

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

Emily's Slow Food Restaurant.

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

Recipes.

"Which one of my fiendish offspring defaced the bordelaise recipe with SpongeBob?"

'Are you sure the recipe calls for a whole cup of good burgundy?'

'This is not Hungarian stew.' 'We ran out of Hungarians.'

"I can highly recommend the peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, served with a chilled glass of milk."