Recipe Rebels T-Shirts

"Here's a dish I used to cook for my late husband. If you want to try it just follow the recipe, but ignore the part where it mentions a pinch of arsenic."

Blog Breakdown

'This week, the secret ingredient on Iron chef is . . . Iron. Good luck, suckas.'

Mom & Dad Recipe Corner

'It says to put the potatoes in a pan of water but it doesn't say whether to use still or sparkling.'

'That's not yours. . . that coloring book belongs to the dentist's waiting room.'

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

LAY ZEE FUK

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Thou Shalt Not!

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

Garlic Free Zone.

Lockdown casserole

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"Valet park only"

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

Chocs away.

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

"I'm a monster."

"I'm unable to process this image."

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

"Fridge-to-table"

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."