Kitchen Rebel Pillows

Recipes From The "I Really, REALLY Hate To Cook" Cookbook

'I quit!'

'Cookery is the new rock n' roll'

'We'll have to eat out tonight -- the FDA issued a warning against everything we've got in the kitchen.'

'Ready Steady Punk'

"Management wants a word with you."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

Party time.

Lockdown casserole

Garlic Free Zone.

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"Valet park only"

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

"I'm unable to process this image."

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

Blog Breakdown

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

"Fridge-to-table"

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

Recipes.

'This is not Hungarian stew.' 'We ran out of Hungarians.'

'You don't appreciate anything I cook!'