Kitchen Renegade Pillows

'Due to concerns about Global Warming...I'm through with cooking.'

'I know I promised to love, honour and cherish you but I don't remember saying I'd cook for you.'

I'm not cooking for us anymore. I'm worried about global warming.

LAY ZEE FUK

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

You're the puff in my pastry!

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

Party time.

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

Bedtime Stories with Gordon Ramsay

A holiday at home

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

I made you a cake!

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

The Inexperienced Cook

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

"Give him his food."

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

'The recipe said to simmer uncovered!'

Time for pancakes!

Organized chaos.