Kitchen Renegade Pillows

'Due to concerns about Global Warming...I'm through with cooking.'

'I know I promised to love, honour and cherish you but I don't remember saying I'd cook for you.'

I'm not cooking for us anymore. I'm worried about global warming.

LAY ZEE FUK

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

You're the puff in my pastry!

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Party time.

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

I made you a cake!

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

A holiday at home

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

The Inexperienced Cook

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."

"Give him his food."

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

Time for pancakes!

Organized chaos.

"I can't have anything that's a food."

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'