Cheese Renegade Pillows

"I'd like to order a cheese pizza with everything on it except cheese."

LAY ZEE FUK

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

Queen of Upcycling!

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

"Give him his food."

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

"I can't have anything that's a food."

Music Freak.

"Now, what? I'm wearing a hair net."

The-We-Don't-Do-Cappuccino Bookshop

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

"Let me give you the Heimlich. That always gets the waiter's attention."

'Did you follow a recipe book for this dish?'

'I know I promised to love, honour and cherish you but I don't remember saying I'd cook for you.'

"If it says to add water, and I'm the one who adds it, I'm cooking."

"I've burnt the roast...Turn down the restaurant lighting a touch!"

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

"I haven't seen you look at your me-phone for five whole minutes. What gives?"

'Due to concerns about Global Warming...I'm through with cooking.'

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

We are on the move. . .

"This recipe turned out awful despite me substituting every major ingredient."

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

'The cows are out and are not expected back.'

"If we can't find all the ingredients, we'll just make something horrible."

'Rock beats Scissors!'

"It' an aftermath of the African campaign."