Cheese Renegade T-Shirts

"I'd like to order a cheese pizza with everything on it except cheese."

LAY ZEE FUK

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

Queen of Upcycling!

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."

"Give him his food."

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

'The recipe said to simmer uncovered!'

"I can't have anything that's a food."

"Now, what? I'm wearing a hair net."

'Have you been using that Hairy Bikers cookbook again'

"Let me give you the Heimlich. That always gets the waiter's attention."

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

The-We-Don't-Do-Cappuccino Bookshop

Music Freak.

'Did you follow a recipe book for this dish?'

'I know I promised to love, honour and cherish you but I don't remember saying I'd cook for you.'

"If it says to add water, and I'm the one who adds it, I'm cooking."

"I haven't seen you look at your me-phone for five whole minutes. What gives?"

"I've burnt the roast...Turn down the restaurant lighting a touch!"

Mary Quant.

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

'Due to concerns about Global Warming...I'm through with cooking.'

We are on the move. . .

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

"This recipe turned out awful despite me substituting every major ingredient."

'The cows are out and are not expected back.'

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

"If we can't find all the ingredients, we'll just make something horrible."

'Rock beats Scissors!'

Julia Childs combats a growing rabbit population