Cultural Rebel Pillows

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

Garlic Free Zone.

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

"Valet park only"

Think Just Inside The Box.

Gallery Pranks

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

Graffitti.

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Stop Ironic Graffiti

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

"You betrayed her trust. You added spices to her soup. In Tia Carmen's eyes, you are an irresponsible youngster...and I don't blame her for doing this."

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'