Cultural Rebel Prints

Still Life Exhibit

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

Garlic Free Zone.

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

"Valet park only"

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

Think Just Inside The Box.

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Gallery Pranks

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Graffitti.

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

Stop Ironic Graffiti

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

"You betrayed her trust. You added spices to her soup. In Tia Carmen's eyes, you are an irresponsible youngster...and I don't blame her for doing this."