Literature Rebel Pillows

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

Trilby - 'I will not! I will not!'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

Gallery Pranks

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

Stop Ironic Graffiti

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

Graffitti.

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."

'In my opinion the series should have stopped after the first 3 books.'

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

"If you prick a corporation, does it not bleed? If you tickle it, does it not laugh? If you poison it, does it not die?"

Cowpunk

"It's good but, you were supposed to be painting an apple."

Just Stop Oil Painting

Graffiti on baseboard.

'If you do not stop smudging, I'm getting a new cartoonist.'