Literature Rebel Gifts

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

Trilby - 'I will not! I will not!'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

Gallery Pranks

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

Stop Ironic Graffiti

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

Graffitti.

'In my opinion the series should have stopped after the first 3 books.'

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."

"I think we both know who did it...."

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

"If you prick a corporation, does it not bleed? If you tickle it, does it not laugh? If you poison it, does it not die?"

"Hmmm... there's something not right here..."

Toilet Art.

Graffiti on baseboard.

David Cameron and Europe

Just Stop Oil Painting