Literary Rebels Gifts

"New Classic Books Revamped for Today's Youth"

Library: Teenager sat at a desk with sign that reads 'Book Vandalising - today 3pm'

If you aren't too sharp, it's better not to fake it. Probably won't come out right: 'Sometimes, to unwind, I like to curl up by a fire and burn a good book.'

"And to think we started as a book club."

Salman Rushdie

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

Graffitti.

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!'

"I think we both know who did it...."

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

'In my opinion the series should have stopped after the first 3 books.'

Wedding Wellies

"If you prick a corporation, does it not bleed? If you tickle it, does it not laugh? If you poison it, does it not die?"

"...and if anyone here suspects that the algorithm that put these two together might be flawed, speak now..."

"Hmmm... there's something not right here..."

"Bloody Graffiti."

We should talk...

David Cameron and Europe

Just Stop Oil Painting

Hell's Schlegel