Reading Rebels Gifts

"Stop fact checking my story."

Warning! Magazines Stay in Waiting Room

Wrong shelf.

"You're holding the paper upside down, Kevin. . ."

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

"I gotta be me!"

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Letters escape from a caged book.

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

Unabridged Dictionary

'In my opinion the series should have stopped after the first 3 books.'

Hell's Schlegel

'Do you have any other references besides your mom and Santa Claus?'

Citations Needed!

'Assume your positions - let's bring these Humans TO THEIR KNEES!'

'Explain to us, son, how gaining nine A levels is uncool and damages your street cred.'

Kid reading report: 'My book report is on 'TV Guide'...'

"The art class look - oh, you mean flung shui?"

Reading

"I think I'll just leave a hate tip."

'All the fourth grade guys took a blood oath not to learn anything during the summer.'

Trilby - 'I will not! I will not!'

"Writing is... rewriting."

"It's for a young woman in the generation that knows how to read but doesn't feel like it."