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"Stop fact checking my story."

Warning! Magazines Stay in Waiting Room

Wrong shelf.

"You're holding the paper upside down, Kevin. . ."

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

"I gotta be me!"

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Letters escape from a caged book.

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'In my opinion the series should have stopped after the first 3 books.'

Unabridged Dictionary

"Hmmm... there's something not right here..."

Hell's Schlegel

'Do you have any other references besides your mom and Santa Claus?'

Citations Needed!

'Explain to us, son, how gaining nine A levels is uncool and damages your street cred.'

'Assume your positions - let's bring these Humans TO THEIR KNEES!'

"The art class look - oh, you mean flung shui?"

Reading

"I think I'll just leave a hate tip."

'All the fourth grade guys took a blood oath not to learn anything during the summer.'

Trilby - 'I will not! I will not!'

Kid reading report: 'My book report is on 'TV Guide'...'

"Writing is... rewriting."