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"I feel your writing style is a bit old-school."

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

"I gotta be me!"

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Letters escape from a caged book.

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

'But Father, I don't want to study space time temporal theories in relation to collapsing pulsars, I want to do my own thing!'

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."

'In my opinion the series should have stopped after the first 3 books.'

"Hmmm... there's something not right here..."

Hell's Schlegel

'Explain to us, son, how gaining nine A levels is uncool and damages your street cred.'

"Stop fact checking my story."

Trilby - 'I will not! I will not!'

Reading

"The art class look - oh, you mean flung shui?"

"I think I'll just leave a hate tip."

CLEAN YOUR ROOM! 'Out of sight, out of mind...'

"It's for a young woman in the generation that knows how to read but doesn't feel like it."

Wrong shelf.

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

Warning! Magazines Stay in Waiting Room

'Did you remove all the cliches and slang from your term paper?', 'Like, totally, dude!'

'Being home-schooled means I can be a runaway and a dropout at the same time.'

"New Classic Books Revamped for Today's Youth"

"And to think we started as a book club."

Salman Rushdie

'Sure it's an impressive collection. Too bad they're all overdue library books.'