Writing Rebels Gifts

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"I gotta be me!"

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

Letters escape from a caged book.

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

'But Father, I don't want to study space time temporal theories in relation to collapsing pulsars, I want to do my own thing!'

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."

'In my opinion the series should have stopped after the first 3 books.'

Hell's Schlegel

'Explain to us, son, how gaining nine A levels is uncool and damages your street cred.'

"I think I'll just leave a hate tip."

Trilby - 'I will not! I will not!'

"The art class look - oh, you mean flung shui?"

"Stop fact checking my story."

Reading

CLEAN YOUR ROOM! 'Out of sight, out of mind...'

"It's for a young woman in the generation that knows how to read but doesn't feel like it."

Warning! Magazines Stay in Waiting Room

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

Wrong shelf.

'Did you remove all the cliches and slang from your term paper?', 'Like, totally, dude!'

'Being home-schooled means I can be a runaway and a dropout at the same time.'

"Yes, they're all blank. The art of omission, you see."

"New Classic Books Revamped for Today's Youth"

"And to think we started as a book club."

Salman Rushdie