Book Rebel Gifts

'We'd like a book banned in 23 countries, please!'

"Baldo, when's the last time you read a book?"

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"I gotta be me!"

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

Letters escape from a caged book.

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

"The mad king ruled by chaos and corruption. He pitted everyone against each other, and they all lived divisively ever after. The end."

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'In my opinion the series should have stopped after the first 3 books.'

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

Unabridged Dictionary

"Hmmm... there's something not right here..."

Hell's Schlegel

Cowpunk

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."

'Do you have any other references besides your mom and Santa Claus?'

'Explain to us, son, how gaining nine A levels is uncool and damages your street cred.'

Trilby - 'I will not! I will not!'

"Stop fact checking my story."

The oldest swinger in town.

Kid reading report: 'My book report is on 'TV Guide'...'

Reading

'There's a group here to see you about a class action!'

"I feel your writing style is a bit old-school."

Punk Rock

The Barbarian At the Villiage Gate