Reading Rebel Gifts

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

"It's for a young woman in the generation that knows how to read but doesn't feel like it."

'In my opinion the series should have stopped after the first 3 books.'

"Ruby, why don't you get something to read?!"

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

"I gotta be me!"

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

Letters escape from a caged book.

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

Unabridged Dictionary

"Hmmm... there's something not right here..."

Hell's Schlegel

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

'Do you have any other references besides your mom and Santa Claus?'

'Explain to us, son, how gaining nine A levels is uncool and damages your street cred.'

'Assume your positions - let's bring these Humans TO THEIR KNEES!'

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

No skating, no parking, no loitering, no cycling, no games, no nothing

Trilby - 'I will not! I will not!'

"Stop fact checking my story."

"What do the know!"

'All the fourth grade guys took a blood oath not to learn anything during the summer.'

Reading

Kid reading report: 'My book report is on 'TV Guide'...'

"Writing is... rewriting."

"I feel your writing style is a bit old-school."