Book Report Rebel Gifts

"I believe in recycling paper, but not by handing in the same exact book report two weeks in a row"

Kid reading report: 'My book report is on 'TV Guide'...'

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

"I gotta be me!"

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Letters escape from a caged book.

"I was planning to grow old with Matthew Nelson, but it looks like I'll be growing old with my algebra teacher."

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

'Let's put it this way Tommy, if we could go below F minus you would be forging new territory!'

'I reckon we have grounds for a libel action, don't you?.'

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

No animals were harmed during the writing of this book report....

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

'Can I hand in my report tomorrow. Ms. D'Amato? I haven't finished reading the book. I've been too busy coloring it.'

'But Father, I don't want to study space time temporal theories in relation to collapsing pulsars, I want to do my own thing!'

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

Unabridged Dictionary

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

'In my opinion the series should have stopped after the first 3 books.'

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

"Hmmm... there's something not right here..."

Hell's Schlegel

'Do you have any other references besides your mom and Santa Claus?'

'Explain to us, son, how gaining nine A levels is uncool and damages your street cred.'

'Assume your positions - let's bring these Humans TO THEIR KNEES!'

"Stop fact checking my story."

Reading

"What do the know!"

"I think I'll just leave a hate tip."

Trilby - 'I will not! I will not!'

"I feel your writing style is a bit old-school."