Book Report Rebel Mugs

"I believe in recycling paper, but not by handing in the same exact book report two weeks in a row"

Kid reading report: 'My book report is on 'TV Guide'...'

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

"I gotta be me!"

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Letters escape from a caged book.

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"I was planning to grow old with Matthew Nelson, but it looks like I'll be growing old with my algebra teacher."

'Let's put it this way Tommy, if we could go below F minus you would be forging new territory!'

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

'I reckon we have grounds for a libel action, don't you?.'

No animals were harmed during the writing of this book report....

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

'Can I hand in my report tomorrow. Ms. D'Amato? I haven't finished reading the book. I've been too busy coloring it.'

'But Father, I don't want to study space time temporal theories in relation to collapsing pulsars, I want to do my own thing!'

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

Unabridged Dictionary

'In my opinion the series should have stopped after the first 3 books.'

Hell's Schlegel

'Do you have any other references besides your mom and Santa Claus?'

'Assume your positions - let's bring these Humans TO THEIR KNEES!'

'Explain to us, son, how gaining nine A levels is uncool and damages your street cred.'

Reading

"I think I'll just leave a hate tip."

"What do the know!"

Trilby - 'I will not! I will not!'

"Stop fact checking my story."

'D-plus? -- I demand a recount!'

"It's for a young woman in the generation that knows how to read but doesn't feel like it."