Rebel Poet Gifts

'Roses are red. Violets are blue. I resent being forced to write stupid poetry. Monkey tits!'

"I gotta be me!"

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

"Question authority"

Josh & Ted's Insurrection Adventure.

'Going to school is NOT an abusive relationship!'

'Explain to us, son, how gaining nine A levels is uncool and damages your street cred.'

Trilby - 'I will not! I will not!'

Reading

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

'There's a group here to see you about a class action!'

Rebels without a magic marker

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

Whatever

'Underground cartoonist'

'I don't care how young it makes you feel. You work here, you carry a briefcase.'

'Did you remove all the cliches and slang from your term paper?', 'Like, totally, dude!'

Sculptor's dedication to critics.

Salman Rushdie

"And to think we started as a book club."

'I don't care if all your friends are doing it. Your piercings are really starting to freak out your mom and me.'

Santa Sucks

"New Classic Books Revamped for Today's Youth"

"Yes, they're all blank. The art of omission, you see."

'Sure it's an impressive collection. Too bad they're all overdue library books.'