Rebel Poet Prints

'Roses are red. Violets are blue. I resent being forced to write stupid poetry. Monkey tits!'

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

"I gotta be me!"

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

"Question authority"

"Hmmm... there's something not right here..."

'Going to school is NOT an abusive relationship!'

Josh & Ted's Insurrection Adventure.

'Explain to us, son, how gaining nine A levels is uncool and damages your street cred.'

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

Trilby - 'I will not! I will not!'

Reading

'There's a group here to see you about a class action!'

"I feel your writing style is a bit old-school."

'Underground cartoonist'

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

Rebels without a magic marker

Whatever

'I don't care how young it makes you feel. You work here, you carry a briefcase.'

'Did you remove all the cliches and slang from your term paper?', 'Like, totally, dude!'

"Excuse me, but where exactly are we being led?"

Sculptor's dedication to critics.

'Sure it's an impressive collection. Too bad they're all overdue library books.'

"Yes, they're all blank. The art of omission, you see."

Salman Rushdie

'I don't care if all your friends are doing it. Your piercings are really starting to freak out your mom and me.'

"And to think we started as a book club."

BOOKSHOP, 'Are you sure you want that, sir? - You don't really look like the Tom Clancy type.'