Rebellion Seeker Gifts

"To be honest, I thought anarchy would be a lot more fun than it is."

'Why do you want an earring? You can't even see it!'

Pug 4 Life: 'It's a Dog Thing ... you wouldn't understand.'

'Wodger want-Dogs Home is it?'

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes."

New York Netherworld

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

"See how it feels"

'Please enter your pin now.'

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.'

Picasso Cloud.

François Guizot

"...Then she took the divorce settlement money...and set up a company that's putting me out of business."

Post Post

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

Intermediate Slouching.

'Assume your positions - let's bring these Humans TO THEIR KNEES!'

Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.

"I will avenge the underdone fish that ruined my dinner if it's the last thing I ever do."

Updated Classics.

"I heard someone was looking for a dungeon master."

"I intend to start a splinter group, as a reaction against the hesitancy and indecision of this government. . . Who's in?"

"My ex weighs at least 5 lbs and is 23 inches. He usually hangs around the old dock, and prefers worms. Remember, you didn't hear it from me..."

Eddy was no spring chicken anymore but he was still a rebel.

"Okay, these are the documents we need to sue your ex for child support, and if we can convince the court it's not too out off line, to have the words, 'lying, cheating b*****d' tattooed on his forehead."

"And what if I refuse?"

'It's time that ball-kicking cheater got his. Tell mommy that daddy loves her, Ritchie... Here I go...'