Revenge Seeker Gifts

'See the guy in the fifth row, red shirt? Do me a favor and nail him with a fastball...'

'Why do I get the feeling my divorce is final?' (Motorbike has been cut in half).

The Butterfly Collector

'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.'

'I never hold a grudge...after I get even!'

"One day, I will catch the koi fish that nibbled my left leg."

'It's time that ball-kicking cheater got his. Tell mommy that daddy loves her, Ritchie... Here I go...'

"My ex weighs at least 5 lbs and is 23 inches. He usually hangs around the old dock, and prefers worms. Remember, you didn't hear it from me..."

Revenge pawn

"What is your ex-wife's job again?"

"Revenge is a dish best served cold my Arse!"

"...Then she took the divorce settlement money...and set up a company that's putting me out of business."

"Okay, these are the documents we need to sue your ex for child support, and if we can convince the court it's not too out off line, to have the words, 'lying, cheating b*****d' tattooed on his forehead."

"See how it feels"

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

'Please enter your pin now.'

Gerald is convinced that not paying any taxes is the best revenge

'Will you be able to shrink their heads with just a broad band connection?'

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

"I will avenge the underdone fish that ruined my dinner if it's the last thing I ever do."

Revenge of the Flies.

"How did you come to name your boat the Revenge, Captain?"

What's the best way to break up with someone without hurting their feelings? Why would you want to do that? The whole point of breaking up with someone is to punish them for their shenanigans, their shortcomings, and their carnal incompetence! Why deny yourself satisfaction?! Every time you bring a tear to the eye of a loser, an angel get her wings.

Pence's Revenge

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Adult Amusement Park

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

Sitting in a tree

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Baker Romance