Retribution Seeker Gifts

Bear with a human head as a trophy

Trial by Media

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Good boy."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Squeezing the Free Press.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

The Three Wise Queens

"It's such a lovely day!"

Press Freedom

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

I love Lawyers

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"Now that's a win."

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

Government a la Carte

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Letters escape from a caged book.

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."