Reaction Seeker Gifts

Just to see the expression on their faces, store clerk Rodney Clatch liked to offer senior discounts to 40-something women.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Sitting in a tree

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Perils of the double play.

Baker Romance

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

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Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

Speed Dating.

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

Gulliver's other travels.

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

The Wishing Well

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.